Alright, folks. I've trawled the depths of the paraphilia section and dug up the articles that are funny and not gross.

Anesthesia fetishism is a very specialized sub-category of medical fetishism in which sexual arousal is induced by the idea of general anesthesia, and the various equipment and paraphernalia related to its use. Pyrophilia is a relatively uncommon paraphilia in which the patient derives gratification from fire and fire-starting activity. Robot fetishism is a fetishistic attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots; also to people acting like robots or people dressed in robot costumes. A less common fantasy involves transformation into a robot. Spectrophilia is the paraphilia involving sexual attraction to ghosts and spirits. Tamakeri is a sexual fetish and subgenre of pornography in Japan. In tamakeri pornography, a female kicks a man in the testicles.